Because now, not only am I a
resident of the Upper West Side...
I just bought a pair of Birkenstocks.**In my own defense, let me clarify that this purchase was hastened by the fact that I can no longer bend over to buckle my super-cute Steve Madden gladiator sandals. So there. Also, not having owned a pair of Birkenstocks since approximately 1994, I had forgotten how insanely comfortable they are. These are fresh out of the box and they feel like heaven for my feet.